labelleizzy:

finnglas:

coffee-or-hot-cocoa:

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

nehirose:

jeshala:

stumpybelham:

misscokebottleglasses:

dailyjackiechan:

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

You know what, tumblr? Fuck this post and fuck you.

Last time I reblogged this just because Jackie Chan and a couple days later I got a bonus at work. Now this shit shows up on my dash again and logically I know if I reblog it probably nothing will happen BUT WHAT IF I DON’T REBLOG IT AND THE UNIVERSE IS ALL “YO I WAS GOING TO THROW SOME MONEY AT YOU BUT YOU DIDN’T REBLOG THE MONEY CHAN SO NAH”

So here I am, shitting up your dashes with the Money Chan again. Sorry not sorry, I’m about to have to fit a car insurance payment into my budget.

I’ll go down with you.  You are not alone.

mostly i just reblog this one because look at his happy face, but also what the hell basically everyone i know could use some financial windfalls right now so WHY NOT.

pomo-marge-simpson:

godh8er:

edge-of-great:

venusians:

glamhoeour:

dominawritesthings:

queenangelique:

kixgbear:

just-jay25:

badgyal-k:

latenightsugar:

modelinterrupted:

blckrapunzel:

ramisonetruelove:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

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Originally posted by gif-007

i dont play bout madame zeroni unfortunately so sorry to whoevers dash this appears on

so sorry bestie, can’t try it with miss zeroni

yearningdumbduchess:

I made a breakfast/lunch, which only came up to 100cals of broccoli and miso soup. Yes, it is as boring as it sounds, but I forgot how much I do not like miso soup! I’ll probably just eat the broccoli, at least that tastes good

no, wait, i’m being dramatic. Miso is pretty fuckin good

I made a breakfast/lunch, which only came up to 100cals of broccoli and miso soup. Yes, it is as boring as it sounds, but I forgot how much I do not like miso soup! I’ll probably just eat the broccoli, at least that tastes good

sugrspellitout:

dykeforpresident:

fempersephone:

teaboot:

biologicalstepfather:

libertarirynn:

estelliaslair:

vaporwavesimulator:

women wear suits better than men and thats just a cold hard fact

One name to those who doubt these words:

ESTHER QUEK

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I rest my case.

Exhibit B: Janelle Monáe

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Exhibit C: Lucy Liu

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High Warlock, Minister of Magic, and Kingpin

Y'all are doing butch women dirty by only showing more gender conforming women in suits.

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May I present historic gnc women

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The fact that there is no kd lang when she has worn suits almost every moment of her career is …… a crime

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staff:
“ rabdoidal:
“ happy lesbian day of visibility!! i didn’t know who else to draw, so here’s a beau! i love each and every one of you, lesbians are the backbone of this community and i don’t know what we’d do without you
✨ kofi link in bio if...
staff:
“ rabdoidal:
“ happy lesbian day of visibility!! i didn’t know who else to draw, so here’s a beau! i love each and every one of you, lesbians are the backbone of this community and i don’t know what we’d do without you
✨ kofi link in bio if...

staff:

rabdoidal:

happy lesbian day of visibility!! i didn’t know who else to draw, so here’s a beau! i love each and every one of you, lesbians are the backbone of this community and i don’t know what we’d do without you

✨ kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous ✨

Happy Lesbian Visibility Day, Tumblr! Want to see more celebratory posts? Check out the Lesbian Visibility Day search for some happy selfies, and the lesbian flag search for some beautiful art. 🧡💖

(And, just for kicks, if you’re a Thor fan, check out this post for a little surprise.)

moonblossom:
“ mooserattler:
“Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
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moonblossom:
“ mooserattler:
“Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
”
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
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moonblossom:

mooserattler:

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?